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JULIA!

JULIA! https://www.themonthly.com.au/issue/2013/august/1375315200/chloe-hooper/road-julia-gillard J is for Julia and the Joy she gave. U is for Us, so Useless to save Labor while staying Loyal to her, In spite of our Instinct that never Again could we Australians be so proud of … Continue reading

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Julia Gillard Is Still Standing!

“Gillard Has Guts!” One paper told the truth today No matter what the others have to say. You know, about the PM being dead, Politically I mean. How often has that been said! But here she is alive and well, … Continue reading

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Has Julie Bishop Missed Her Vocation?

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could knock any man dead. We know that this power Was used to devour Two Liberal leaders. So, do avid news readers Believe it’s her eyes Or her super trim thighs Which convinced Indonesians … Continue reading

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Joe Hockey, Less Weighty, But Still Cocky!

Joe Hockey delivers his post Budget address. Photo: Andrew Meares Responding to Treasurer Swan’s Budget To journalists in Parliament’s Great Hall He seemed so anxious not to fudge it He forgot – pride comes before a fall! He spoke at … Continue reading

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On Yer Bike, Tony!

Does Tony Abbott deserve a medal, Riding on the Pollie Pedal, When what’s really in his head’ll Likely cause a major scandal? While all along the cyclists’ way The media scrum’s there every day Recording what he has to say … Continue reading

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Julia Gillard Has a Heart of Oak!

Is this a harsh old dowager queen? The Oz says that is how she’s seen, Describing her as tough as teak, Inflexible, hard, in Newspeak. I’d say she has a heart of oak, Warm, likeable as any bloke. Often described … Continue reading

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That Damned Reclusive Liberal!

We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. Crook? You can’t be! You’re never unwell! Come off it, Tony! Come out and tell! But no, you aren’t allowed out to speak Ex tempore where you’re … Continue reading

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