Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

Has Julie Bishop Missed Her Vocation?

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could knock any man dead. We know that this power Was used to devour Two Liberal leaders. So, do avid news readers Believe it’s her eyes Or her super trim thighs Which convinced Indonesians … Continue reading

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Joe Hockey, Less Weighty, But Still Cocky!

Joe Hockey delivers his post Budget address. Photo: Andrew Meares Responding to Treasurer Swan’s Budget To journalists in Parliament’s Great Hall He seemed so anxious not to fudge it He forgot – pride comes before a fall! He spoke at … Continue reading

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That Damned Reclusive Liberal!

We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. Crook? You can’t be! You’re never unwell! Come off it, Tony! Come out and tell! But no, you aren’t allowed out to speak Ex tempore where you’re … Continue reading

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Mini Campaign – Product of a Mini Brain?

Is this LNP mini campaign, Product of someone’s mini-brain, Planned for Abbott because Newspoll Shows him still in a big black hole With his PR team in despair, Weeping, wailing, tearing their hair? Or just another permutation Of his varied … Continue reading

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Peta! Action Man Has A Better Plan!

Toby Abbott fighting fires Gets all the photo ops his heart desires. He much prefers this kind of story To Peta’s drives for PR glory. Easier here to look ridgy didge Than storing ova in his fridge. More fun too, … Continue reading

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He Gets a Kick from Campaign!

Tony Abbott is embattled, Clearly he is very rattled. Is he about to hit the wall? ‘Friends’ and foes await his fall. His rivals pledge their loyalty To him, as if to royalty, Protesting that he is their liege While … Continue reading

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Hitting The Wall!

Tony Abbott is running for office, The highest in all the South Land. As the favorite of the bosses He has his victory speech all planned. But his rival is proving a tough nut, Unexpectedly for a female, Metaphorically kicking … Continue reading

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