Monthly Archives: June 2012

Turn Back The Boats!

Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can turn back those boats! He has a sacred pledge or covenant With God. … Continue reading

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Working Class Girl

Hear about that ranga sheila, Fighting the big end of town? Boofhead Abbott says he’ll beat her. “No worries mate! She’ll soon lie down!” But oh no! She’s a working class girl! Raised in a working family She believes in … Continue reading

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Why Leave The West?

Young Christian Porter has come out in the west, To say that in Canberra his chances are best. His decision could bring his Premier undone ‘Cos up until now he’s been Liberal top gun. In the East the search for … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott And The Prophets Of Doom!

“We’ll all be rooned!” said Tony Abbott, Attacking government as per habit, Trying to bring the economy down, Applauded by the big end of town. Indeed, some managers and bosses, Well able to bear short term losses, Saw a good chance … Continue reading

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The Warrior Who Won’t Lie Down And Die.

“Gillard won’t lie down and die, and where there’s life, there’s fight.”   Tony Abbott who said those words, Is always looking for a fight. Now he’s at war with a woman He thinks has what is his by right. Hell bent on having … Continue reading

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Thomson’s Gazump. Or Was That A Gazelle?

http://www.leahy.com.au/leahy/view_comic.cfm?comic_id=1926 It was the Member for Dobell, Deciding he would cross the floor, Who sent Tony Abbott pell mell Running for the chamber door. Delicious irony! Farewell, Keys to The Lodge, for evermore! That’s a story pollies will tell For … Continue reading

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