Monthly Archives: April 2012

The End Of The Age Of Enlightenment

Joe Hockey travelled to London, To make his declaration That it was time to turn the page, And bring to an end the age Of what he called Entitlement. You may well ask why didn’t he Announce it in North … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Defends His Magic Pudding Budget Plan

Tony Abbott has been brooding! His budget plan’s been dissed! He can’t see why! He’d billed it as a Magic Pudding! Claims it’s better than Labor’s flat square pie! “I’ll safely manage Oz finances. My team Catholic,  church-going,  good! With … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Easter Address From The Opposition’s Ship Of State.

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man, I’m a big tough palooka, Who hates all gazookas………. And here is my master plan. I’ll push conservation So most of this nation Has clear new contour lines To protect precious mines. So it’s cheerio,  NBN! I’ll start it … Continue reading

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