The Australian’s Hero!

It seems some women are impressed
When Tony Abbott gets undressed.
Paige Taylor watched him have a swim
Then wrote how Christmas Island welcomed him.

He was greeted like a pop star,
‘Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,’
Played some pool while he had a beer,
Put down the PM to raise a cheer.

He seemed unmoved and hardly deigned
To notice refugees too long detained.
He passed on a chance to be bombastic?
Well,…. the start to his day had been “fantastic!”

The picture below with captions prompted a slight variation for Larvartus Prodeo

“What a fantastic way to start the day,” he said, before jumping into Flying Fish Cove. Mr Abbott was exercising with the Australian Federal Police’s elite organisational response group, which was flown in last month to respond to riots at the detention centre.

“Fantastic way to start the day!”
Tony Abbott was heard to say,
Having fun with the AFP
On their morning dip in a clear blue sea.

As usual someone from the press
Was there to snap him in ‘undress.’
The Australian reported on that swim
And how Christmas Island welcomed him.

He was greeted like a pop star,
Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,
Played some pool while he had a beer,
Put down the PM to raise a cheer.

Unmoved by riots he hardly deigned
To meet asylum seekers long detained.
He passed on a chance to be bombastic?
Why bother? Already his trip had been “fantastic!”

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