Monthly Archives: April 2011

The Australian’s Hero!

It seems some women are impressed When Tony Abbott gets undressed. Paige Taylor watched him have a swim Then wrote how Christmas Island welcomed him. He was greeted like a pop star, ‘Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,’ … Continue reading

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Australian Idol – Not!

We women do not like it When Abbott comes on tele, Showing off that he’s so fit. The sight of his flat belly Simply makes us have to spit. Prancing on the beach all bare, Does not impress one little … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit’s Doubts, Deliberations and Decisions About the Royal Wedding.

Many of us here in Downunderland Living far away from the Motherland, Question the need for a royal wedding. We’ve heard too much of prenuptial bedding By this young and attractive royal pair And their ‘on again, off again’ affaire, … Continue reading

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Did someone mention St. George?

Did you say St George? Once under threat of indundation? Where Barnaby has his station? Wasn’t there a headline story, Covering our Senator in glory? No, that was just some crazy plan, A dream of being Action Man. When their … Continue reading

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Hardly A Nationals’ Anthem

Australian lefties all rejoiced! There once was Barnaby As Shadow Finance Minister Whose one and one made three! Queensland had given such a gift, A talent rich and rare. No need to rage, at every stage Their Barnaby was there! … Continue reading

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What Can Our PM Do That’s Right?

Just read what all the papers say. Australians wish she’d go away. Her ear lobes dangle far too low She speaks like us and much too slow. She’s a ranga too,  red headed. What d’you mean,  she’s level headed? Yet,  … Continue reading

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Is This Article Right Thinking By Someone With A Left Dominant Brain?

A ‘too active right amygdala’ Produces the conservative brain? Why Abbott seems like Caligula To me is now so easy to explain! ‘Left anterior cingulate cortex Expansion’ is why Labor and Greens Have such ‘liberal’ policies on sex, And come … Continue reading

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