The Tony Abbot sort of ‘God’
Switched me off, a punishing rod.
When my last day on this earth’s trod,
I’ll return content to its good sod.
Having seen how ‘believers’ flog
The poor, the weak, the underdog,
It’s good to find at this great blog
Another soul who swears ‘By Dog!’
I too use the ‘Canon Canine’ –
Others might prefer the Feline.
Some might say Cat’s hardly di-vine.
Dog’s always decent, generous, fine.
But in discussions analytical,
On any point in Oz political,
Here at ‘the Sword’ it can’t be hypocritical
To swear “By Grog!” Or is that too equivocal?