Mr. Murdoch has encouraged me
To reconstruct a once great party.
I know the one he means, when Alice
And me were received at the palace.
Don’t try to say that was the March Hare.
I’ve kept the pictures. That was me there!
We squashed poor Dormouse in the tea pot.
I’ll replace him with young Rob Oakshott.
Then there’s that relation of the Queen,
Tony Windsor, though he could be Green.
Still, that not’s true of old Bob Katter,
Made for the role of Oz Mad Hatter.
Will they all join? Are we their first choice?
Why can’t they love our Barnaby Joyce?
And what’s so wrong with Hockey and Robb?
Any fool can see they did a great job.
Meanwhile Rupert’s so keen to kill ‘Time’
He won’t give a dollar, not one dime –
Not if my tea party turns out a failure
And that bolshie Red Queen gets to rule in Australia.
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