In another life could Rudd politician
Once have been a diagnostician?
What did he have in that black bag
He carried to his meeting with COAG?
In consultation with State Premiers
Somehow he has calmed their fears.
He’s identified the national epidemic,
Which Liberal rule has made endemic.
It’s drug related – Dependency.
They’re hooked on the narcotic, GST.
After hearing all they wanted said,
Feeding them, settling them in bed,
The PM’s statement had us reassured.
Almost all our premiers would be cured.
On Brumby, yes, he has some reservations
So he’s been isolated for observation.
Sadly, Barnett, the hard core Liberal
Might have to be discharged incurable.
Now free from GST’s addictive ‘hash’
The rest await delivery of Federal cash.
News is, soon the States with one deep breath,
Will all accept their new supplier – Dr. Death.
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