Australian Idol

Ladies of the Left don’t like it
When Tony talks on tele
Looking bronzed and very fit.
They say it makes them shudder
And his policies are sh-t.

Methinks they do protest too much
As they deride his body bare.
At heart I think they’re really scared
Not of his policies as such
But of the message dangling there.

The tides we know are turning
The surf is up and soon we’ll see
Tony at last beach towel unfurling
Proud to proclaim his long hidden yearning.

Priapic Member! PM! PM to be!
That’s what scares the ALP.


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