Monthly Archives: March 2011

‘A Picture Speaks A Thousand Words’

’Over four thousand years ago Wise Chinese rulers seemed to know An image outweighs any word. So often has that truth been heard An experienced politician Always looks for that position Which shows his most attractive side; Smiling, friendly, nothing … Continue reading

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Even More Revolting People!

Yes! Mr. Abbott did indeed appear, When, transported from across Australia, A crowd turned up to roar support and cheer. ‘We’re behind ya, Tony! We won’t fail yer!’ Sorry, that accent’s wrong. These weren’t bogans, But, as Tony said, good, … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Is A Newspoll Denier!

Last year, in the late March Newspoll, Rudd was top, Abbott in a hole. His PR team did not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. They had a task they would not shirk. Four months later had … Continue reading

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Revolting People

Abbott’s people are revolting, He claimed, as he made clear the facts Of their courage in assaulting The Greens’ and Labor’s Carbon Tax. The Peoples’ Revolt would not fail! They would rise up, protest and fight Against Julia Gillard’s betrayal … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Crystal Ball(s?)

Abbott’s been making predictions. Which now are looking like fictions. So, this title had a certain ring, Except…. for just one little thing. Surely his balls are made of glass? Which makes that site close to his arse More than … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Is Revolting!

I heard him telling Andrew Bolt. Interesting what he had to say. He’s organising a great big revolt. Every month, every week, every day. They’re going to march on Canberra. They want us all to join with them To fight … Continue reading

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Showering With A Friend?

Is it really such a good idea, Saving water, showering with a friend? My experience, over many a year, Are its dangers. If you have to bend For soap and so expose your rear, The other party may well extend, Not … Continue reading

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